Funny Climbing Chalk Bag, "Yes, yes, this is cocaine"
$32.54 $40.68
Add a dose of sarcasm to your send with this bold and cheeky chalk bag 😎
Featuring the hilarious phrase "YES, YES THIS IS COCAINE" (but don’t worry — it’s just chalk... probably 😉), this pouch is perfect for climbers who like their gear with a side of attitude.
Made from durable fabric and lined for ultimate chalk containment, it’s ready to go from gym bouldering sessions to your next outdoor project.
✅ Drawstring closure
✅ Holds plenty of "chalk" (no questions asked)
✅ A guaranteed conversation starter at the crag
Climb hard, joke harder. Just don’t lend it to your mom.
Size:
Height: 17 cm
Diameter: 10 cm
Reviews (3)
Average:
Oct 29, 2025
I ordered a great chalk bag and the shop was really on it with the customer service. My address was incorrect in the system, which I only realized after purchasing, and the seller made sure it got to the right address and even was able to swap out the design when I changed my mind. I love my chalk bag and I'm super happy to have it!
Kalela Williams
Oct 28, 2025
Sac magnifique comme cadeau pour un grimpeur !
Enzo
Jun 2, 2025
Excellent quality, look forward to using it often!
Michael