Chalk bag "Yes, yes, this is cocaine", Definitely Not Chalk

Add a dose of sarcasm to your send with this bold and cheeky chalk bag 😎
Featuring the hilarious phrase "YES, YES THIS IS COCAINE" (but don’t worry — it’s just chalk... probably 😉), this pouch is perfect for climbers who like their gear with a side of attitude.

Made from durable fabric and lined for ultimate chalk containment, it’s ready to go from gym bouldering sessions to your next outdoor project.

✅ Drawstring closure
✅ Holds plenty of "chalk" (no questions asked)
✅ A guaranteed conversation starter at the crag

Climb hard, joke harder. Just don’t lend it to your mom.

Size:
Height: 17 cm
Diameter: 10 cm